What's my motivation?

So you would think that a new year, new degree, and a flabby body would be enough motivation to get my ass out of bed in the morning and actually do something. Well it's not. I hear that exercise and New Years' Resolutions are like snowballs, covered in cocconut and with a soft cakey center, no; that once you get them rolling they keeping going. I guess I have to just give them a push. So far not so much, I have however formulated the budget and I'm trying to fix it so I adhere to it, so I guess I got the going for me. Other than that work sucks. On that note just a little note from a lowly customer service agent; just because you pay for something it doesn't mean that you get to treat the people who are doing that something like $#!^ if you know what I mean. Oh and by the way if anyone wants to give me a job that more fits my degrees, yes that is plural, degrees, please don't hesitate to give me it. That's it for now.